The more people talk about Hollywood mining the world of comics for story ideas, the more I wait in eager anticipation of each hilarious and awkward moment where Hollywood tries desperately to cling to both the world of comics and its racist practices at the same time. A Ronin movie? Seriously? Will you still want it when it stars Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox? There’s no way in hell you’re going to see an Asian male lead and a black female love interest in a summer action blockbuster. Period. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my popcorn ready for Beyonce’s epic role in Martha Washington. Of course, now I’m imagining a Stephen Chow and Sanaa Lathan love scene. Woah.